Met Hedwig at the zoo today
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”
like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds
I took this today for an ask. Bellies love to spill over jeans. Thats how they roll.
I love this because having rolls doesn’t mean that you are fat. A lot of people have a hard time understanding this. Also if you sit with good posture your stomach will be flat.
Yea sometimes I see my gut hanging over my jeans when I’m bent and I remind myself it’s normal yaknow
thanks guys! i feel so much better about myself
We should all be thankful for skinrolls, because if our skin had to be tight enough to not form skin rolls when you bend over, your stomach would rip open in most cases. I don’t know about you, but I like to keep my insides on the inside of my stomach
I love this post because society always promotes a totally flat stomach, but medically it’s just not advisable. The abdomen has like so many vital organs and if there was no layer of fat or muscle or something to protect the area all these organs could be seriously damaged. So if your stomach rolls over a bit congratulations on being a human.